Mel Gibson II - Booze Control

I've made another Choose Your Own Adventure site, once again starring loveable antisemite and drunken spouse-abuser Mel Gibson. This time the setting is a humble American supermarket. Can YOU guide Mel safely through the perilous aisles?

Click on Mel's furious, hate-filled eyes to play:


In other news, this blog is now technically finished. It begins a new life in the guise of a website - IThoughtIToldYouToWaitInTheCar.com - where you can meet all the friends you've made here - Abstract Mark, insane Roy Walker, Lego Abraham Lincoln with his legs on backwards - albeit in a slightly prettier setting and under softer, more flattering lighting.

There are a couple of new additions, however, such as a gallery of something called Bickering Comics and a self-aggrandising publicity exercise in which I offer free stuff to anyone who asks which can be found here (this bit is taking me ages).

If anyone has any suggestions of what I should do with this blog, I'd be thrilled to hear them (well, maybe not 'thrilled' - I'm not a lunatic).