Officially The Third Most Famous Person In A Room For A Night.

Unless anyone shows up to watch, of course.


I'm not exactly sure what I'll be reading in my usual unpleasantly scratchy soulless-android voice. But there's the equally usual chances that I'll soil myself, produce some kind of automatic weaponry and go somewhat 'postal', or merely scream blindly in front of the microphone until my allotted ten minutes comes to an end. Whatever form my stroke-inducing fear of speaking in front of more than one person takes, I'm sure it'll be worth the £3 entry fee. Also, there will also be exclusive (and absolutely free) I Thought I Told You To Wait In The Car cartoon merchandise, all cut from the same 'mong with a sharpie' cloth as the Tubular LOLs victory t-shirts. Not that I'll be giving away t-shirts or anything. I'm not made of the bloody things, you know.