This is Iggy. Iggy is the Plug Pug. Due to this blog increasingly being used to promote things which aren't The Blog Itself, Iggy will now serve as a quick and handy visual indicator: whenever I'm posting something which has little purpose beyond trying to get you marvel at my myriad other achievments, Iggy will be here to let you know. Hopefully, the fact that he's a tiny, squishy-faced pup in a pink unicorn costume (borrowed from Le Blog - great name, great posts) will distract you from my shameless, whorelike attempts at reader manipulation. Some of you may have already noticed my subli(love me!)minal messages.Anyway, today's plug is the fact that I now get paid vast amounts of cash to say whatever hateful and slanderous things about famous people that come into my head, get away with it and then laugh like this: "AH HA HA HA HA HA!" Well, actually, that's only partly true: I'm now an employee of previously plugged spoof news website Scunt. Alongside others (including Martin Higgins), I'll be reviewing stuff whenever stuff happens to take my fancy. Recently Bob Dylan damn well took my damn fancy and you can see my subsequent accusations that he's damn well disintegrating mentally here.
"Because I could, Uncle Bob. Because I could... AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
Cheers for the shout-out sir! Mad swag n' ting. Probably.
ReplyDeleteHow often does Scunt require new contributors?
ReplyDeleteI'm not entirely sure. Scunt is a pretty shady operation - even me and Martin don't know who's in charge. A bit like the Prisoner.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, you can ask them stuff here: http://www.scunt.co.uk/contact
I should point out that I made up the bit about being paid vast sums. In reality I get paid nothing.
i typed in time and dog. this was the first result:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4_o2u-R4Gs