...because I've not really been 'keeping up' with this blog in the last couple of weeks or so, but I have given it a new 'header'. Ha ha ha. I'm hilarious.
The new header has taken me so long to do that I wanted to stick it on here as an actual blog-post so people could come and marvel at it, leave some suitably awe-stricken comments and generally create a word-of-mouth interest which would snowball into some sort of international hero-worship of me and my fantastic header. But I decided that was maybe all a bit too needy and have instead done the next best thing: this ironic meta-post you're reading now in which I deprecate myself for my faux 'neediness' and attempt to simultaneously make a equally faux postmodern quip by referring to the act of failing to write a post which you, the reader, are reading. In drawing attention to the mechanics behind this post I have now, of course, created yet another pane of ironic self-awareness through which you, the reader, are now reading this post. And there, as you can see, I've established a pattern of clever-dick self-referentialism and you're no doubt expecting the subject of the next sentence to be the sentence which you, the reader, are currently reading. However, it is at this point that I draw yet another veil of ironic... oh, Jesus! Look, it's a monkey! He's holding a gun! A monkey with a gun! Monkeys and guns, eh? Can you believe it!
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hehehehehehehe
ReplyDeleteyou sound like Paul Auster.
And what a magnificent header it is. I am about to set off on a perilous journey to the far-reaches of the South American jungle in my airship to create a religion where the header is worshipped as the bringer of summer fruits.
ReplyDeleteSomething looks different. Did you do something with your Header?
ReplyDeleteThank you for your awe.
ReplyDeleteAll of you will be repaid handsomely when my glorious new religious age begins.